gtfo if you don’t shower.
Today’s rant is the insufferable topic of hippies.
I used to live in Washignton state when I was a little girl. I idolized it my whole life, and after high school, decided to return. I moved in the area of Olympia, which should be renamed to Hippieville. Or something equally gross, but maybe more creative. Anyway, I began attending classes at the local community college.
I. Was. Miserable.
I learned quickly that a conservative republican with a “Bush/Cheney” sticker on their bumper has NO PLACE in Olympia. Not only did almost everybody in my religion class HATE organized religion, but they hated my politics, my clothing, even down to what I ordered from the coffee shop.
I don’t care that people hate me; I’d rather be hated for who i am than loved for who I’m not. But damn, those fucking hippies!
They are a group of people that should be exterminated. They’re addicted to marijuana and go from class to class with that aroma of pot, lugging around their macrome bags and organic lunches from the co-op. Not only this, but they don’t SHOWER.
I just don’t get why hippies feel the need to not shower. I mean, it really has nothing to do with their politics or beliefs. Because if you don’t shower, you’re not saving water for kids in africa, you’re giving more to me, who likes to take multiple very hot baths every day.
What’s funnier, is all these hippies seem to think they’re so right about everything. They claim to be an “accepting” group of people, but if you don’t agree with them, they don’t accept you! They wear tye-die, flip-flops, and flowers in their hair, and they can’t seem to get into the new millenium. All I have to say is this.
If you want to be “organic” and one with nature, don’t do it where I can smell you.
Thank you.
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Evaline said,
December 19, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Okay. I’m a hippie. However, not every hippie is a smelly, tye-die wearing, uber-liberal, republican hating, pothead. I shower. I don’t smoke pot. I’m a Christain. I also served in the U.S. Army for 4 years, eventually returning from the war after suffering a shrapneal wound. I don’t really like Republican politics but that doesn’t mean that I hate Republicans. Every one is allowed to believe in whatever they want whether they be a hippie or Republican such as your self. That is why I was in Iraq, risking my life, wasn’t it? So that people could live in America and follow their own beliefs without being persecuted. Yes, I know many hippies who don’t shower and are very loud with their opinions. I am an accepting person. I do eat organic food. Don’t hate a whole group of people because of your experience with the folks up in Olympia. I live in an extemely conservative state, surrounded by Christians and Republicans. Yet I do not hate all Republican Christains. I’m sorry that you had such a negative experience. But, hey, we’re not all bad. I love America, God, and organic food. And I’m not a smelly hippie.